The boy who cried "awesome."

phoenix-switch asked: First & middle name:
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First & middle name: Jed Michael
Any nicknames: Motorjed
Age: 30
DOB: 1/9/80 which oddly enough occurred in (wait for it) … 1980
Location: Fargo, ND
Sign. others, offspring, siblings: yes, http://iamlearning.tumblr.com/ is my lady. I have a 10 year month son I call “Action.” I am the second youngest of five. Birth order is: Sister, brother, sister, me, little sister
Any tattoos, piercing or other identifying features: I tattoo, many more planned.
Spirit Animal: I’d love to say silverback gorilla, but I’m probably either a bear of some sort or an oraungutan.
How you make that paper: computer tech support for a global red and yellow corporation that makes the limited time “rib sandwich.”
Favorite smell: fresh baked bread.
Never would I: invest in a fanny-pack.
Can you hula hoop: I have indeed, but its been a while.
How does it look outside your window: Gray.
You can be anywhere right now, so you’re: having a cigar while sitting by a sundown campfire outside of my airstream trailer(I figure if I can be anywhere, I can have anything) somewhere in the New Mexico desert.
Weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse: Tomahawk
Favorite dessert: I enjoy a nice canolli
Recommend a book: Bloody knuckles broken heart, available at www.bloodyknucklesbrokenheart.com (Cheap plug, I know)
Recommend a movie: The original Cape fear (‘62)
Recommend a song: Portland, Oregon - Loretta Llynn and Jack White
Recommend a tumblr: While I may be biased, I also don’t think I’d recommend it if I didn’t think it was legit good. http://iamlearning.tumblr.com/

Thanks for asking!